Quotes from the "Discworld" novels
fortune-discworld is a collection of quotes from the “Discworld” novels by Terry Pratchett
To install these fortunes, copy the .dat file to your fortunes directory (possibly /usr/games/lib/fortunes). To use it, simply type: fortune discworld
Download: fortune-discworld.tgz
Guillaume Rousse maintains a Mandrake package of this fortune collection at the Penguin Liberation Front.
(...) people didn't seem to be able to remember what it was like with the elves around. Life was certainly more interesting then, but usually because it was shorter. And it was more colourful, if you liked the colour of blood.
(Lords and Ladies)
(Lords and Ladies)